[Golias]

A man that I met in Suzhou
had a Dragon Li kitty, Mao mao*
who told me “That’s how
they all call me now,
but my family name is Me-ow.”

There was a fry-cook in Miami
who envied a chef known as Sammy.
He said “It’s agreed
only one can exceed
Miami’s Sammy. I am he.”

While dissecting his mother-in-law
a sawyer in Ogden, Utah,
said “I am so sad.
My eyes have gone bad,
and I no longer see what I saw."

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* wee Mao