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Old 05-17-2017, 06:37 AM
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But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
A stone, precisely thrown, is all it takes.

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow,"
The deadbeat answers, once you've let him borrow.

Miniver Cheevy, child of scorn,
Got busted for downloading porn.

The boy stood on the burning deck
And got his chestnuts scorched, by heck.

Drink to me only with thine eyes,
Or I'll dump you for other guys.

Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
The surest route to wealth is larceny.

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