This is NOT me!
But being one of the vastly outnumbered voices of the more conservative line of things on Eratosphere, I had to play it. I don't know if this guy is a relative (there probably is a connection some where along the line--he even looks like me a little bit) but I'm going to find out.
Most of the stuff he says I pretty much endorse (minus the religious bit at the beginning).
Enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PCpoYG2Ru8