[John Isbell]

OK, OK, translation posted.
Optime; traductio facta est.
Sehr gut, Uebersetzung geliefert.
Va bene, la traduzione e fatta.
Tres bien, la traduction est faite.
Muy bien, la traduccion es hecha.

Iohannis.

[Jan D. Hodge]

Ano? Hindi ang bawat isa nagsasalita ng Tagalog? ["What? Not everyone speaks Tagalog?"] []

John [my wife can't pronounce "Jan"]

[Julie Steiner]

Et ego te absolvo a peccatis tuis, Ioannes, sed peccator solus non eras. ("And I absolve you from your sins, John, but you weren't the only sinner" in Latin)
Iulia

[Allen Tice]

Doh!
(PIE - Proto-Indo-European - for "Remembrance of Things Pasta".)

[Michael Juster]

Not yap wa' Hol (Klingon for "one language is never enough")