[Rick Mullin]

You got that right.
RM

[Catherine Chandler]

Biting. Sarcastic. To the point. Someone's going to read this and say "Ouch! "

[Mary Meriam]

Maybe there could be a companion poem: My Other Men. I remember this and know who wrote it. Nice work!

[Michael Cantor]

It's a charmer, it's well done - and I'm pretty sure I know who wrote it - but I can't help feeling that it could be even better. A bite more bite, some twists, a bit more of a sense of snark towards the competition, a few back-handed compliments to augment "better than they", could add more depth.

[Janice D. Soderling]

I've no idea who wrote this, but I wish it had been me.

[Lance Levens]

It may not be sarcastic enough--or at all.

[Ann Drysdale]

I don't think it is sarcastic. I think it misleads the reader into expecting ritual snark and becomes, instead, a mature reflection on "what it takes to get along." I think both people here are in collusion rather than competition. I like it because of this twist.