Nineteenth-Century Con Man
Captain Simon Suggs says, “It is good to be shifty in a new country,”
And POTUS (President Of Tacky Ugly Shiftiness) is a big fan.
He shoots his mouth off frequently,
targeting imagined foes
and critics with frivolity,
firing lies as his nose grows.
His soldiers march with grave demeanor,
repeating him in slavish thanks.
They’ll take a bullet for their Fuhrer,
Trump, his weaponized words blanks.
The agon of the geezers:
Both of them were pleasers,
Biden cool and white,
Sanders red and tight.
Last edited by RCL; 06-28-2019 at 07:53 PM.