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Do you know I really thought I might wi this. However, God did not wish it. Congrats to Rob Stuart, Martin Parker and Sylvia Fairley. Commiserations to George Simmers. I wonder who Sam Johnson is.

Lucy Vickery 3 May 2014
In Competition No. 2845 you were invited to provide a hymn for atheists. This excellent, and topical, competition was suggested by John Whitworth, in response to the growth of organised atheism.

Hymns do not feature at all at the Sunday Assembly, an atheist church founded last year in London. Instead the congregation sings along, in evangelical style, to pop songs by the likes of the Pointer Sisters, Stevie Wonder and Daft Punk. Perhaps they might feel inspired, by one of the entries below, to change their tune.

Honourable mentions go to Sid Field, George Simmers, Barbara Smoker, Nick Grace, Richard Kelly and Samuel Johnson.

The bonus fiver is Rob Stuart’s and the rest take £25 each.

What a friend we have in Darwin,
Whose inflammatory research
Formulated evolution,
To the chagrin of the Church.
Now we know that capybaras,
Emus, crocodiles and perch,
Even tapeworms are our kindred,
Let’s eradicate the Church.

Serried enemies of reason
Always struggle to besmirch
Any evidence they’re offered
If it challenges the Church.
Inconsistencies in fossils
Aren’t forthcoming, so they’ll search
Unsuccessfully for ever.
Let’s eradicate the Church.
Rob Stuart

Hark, the non-believers sing,
Atheism is the thing.
Only fools take gods on trust.
Man is naught but cosmic dust.
Guilt and superstition-free,
That’s what Man is born to be.
Hark the song we atheists sing.
Let the godless rafters ring.

Hark, the prospect of release
From resurrection post-decease.
Thus we atheists will save
Ourselves from life beyond the grave
With those fools who, in the main,
We’d not want to meet again.
Hark the fervent atheists’ song.
We are right, the rest are wrong.
Martin Parker

Guide us not, pray don’t redeem us,
Non-believers, every one;
Join us now — we’re all blasphemers,
Godlessness is lots of fun.

No harvest prayers to plough and scatter,
As we sow, we shall not reap;
Give us talks on antimatter,
Leave religion to the sheep.

No need to fight the tribes of Midian,
Or feel the sting of Jesse’s rod;
It’s great to be a nullifidian,
Never fear, there is no god.

No afterlife, no souls to plunder;
Dies Irae, funeral wakes…
We’ll sing along with Stevie Wonder,
After that there’s tea and cakes.
Sylvia Fairley

Praise the cell that makes all bodies,
DNA the driving force
Keeping all the life in nature
On its evolution course.
Evolution — the solution
To all ills, a last resource.

From the tiniest of life forms
To our present human state
Evolution has secured us
Brains and brawn to meet our fate.
Evolution the solution
To the problems we await.
Katie Mallett

Onward, Unbelievers,
Ration’lly we plod.
One fact to unite us:
No such thing as God!
Heaven is mere delusion,
After-life a joke;
When we die it’s over,
We’ll go up in smoke: (Chorus: repeat lines 1-4)

Onward, we of No-Faith.
Our life’s calm and flat.
No ‘soul’ to disturb us.
We’re just here: that’s that.
Earthly life’s sufficient,
Spirit-life a myth,
Let’s hold hands and sing it —
Friends and kin and kith: (Chorus: repeat lines 1-4)
D.A. Prince

A godless zeal unites us all,
We need no mystic grace,
Humanity will stand or fall
On earth’s substantial face.

A god may strengthen those in doubt,
The weak who seek support;
At least they’re saved from finding out
Post mortem they’re sold short.

For us to worship there’s wide choice,
No heavenly host or such,
Just ancient trees, a blackbird’s voice,
Calm seas, a sunset touch.

And when we die, as die we must,
On this we can depend:
We’ll find in ashes and in dust
A salutary end.
Alanna Blake
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[quote=John Whitworth;319885]Do you know I really thought I might win this.

It may be because you suggested the subject? That sort of thing doesn't bother Vicky, but possibly Lucy has different rules...?
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Sylvia,
My thanks to you for "nullifidian" -- a great word.
You have either a fatter dictionary than mine or a much more fertile imagination!
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Ha! I have two colossal volumes of Oxford Dictionary that I bought for a fiver in a street market in Wales. However... I've just checked and I can't find nullifidian, so perhaps I made it up! Nullified, -fying, -fication... Either I need a larger dictionary, or I've just enriched the English language!
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Sorry, Sylvia, but it's in the online OED2 etc with citations from 1594 to 1995 with the meaning 'atheist'.

Thanks for introducing me to the facinating lexicographic realm of nullahs, nulla-nullas, null characters, nulliparas and nullipores, though

Congratulations to you and the other entertaining winners.

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It's a much better word than 'atheist', though.
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"What a friend we have in Darwin." I love that! Haha!
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Thank you for your comfortable words, Sylvia It may also perhaps be because my hymns are satirical in intent. Because I so dislike professional atheists for being such smug bastards.

Not YOU of course, Athene.

I shall try to publish a couple elsewhere, perhaps in a Christian journal.
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