[Marion Shore]

This one's for John....


“Who’s there?” she whispered, peering through the bed curtains.
“It’s me.”
“Harry? What’s wrong?”
He hesitated, then burst out: “Hermione! I can't think of anything but you!”
Their eyes met. He sank down beside her, taking her in his arms.
“Harry! I fancied you ever since we met.That's why I was so beastly to you!”
He pulled her closer, stroking her hair, feeling her heart pounding against his own.
Suddenly he recalled those words she’d said, about friendship and loyalty and honour…
He pulled away.
“Harry-- what's wrong?”
“Hermione," he said miserably, “I put a love potion in your hot chocolate.”
She stared at him. “Oh Harry! I put one in your tea!”
His jaw dropped. Then they burst out laughing.
“Do you suppose it worked?”
“Who cares?”
Who cares indeed, he thought, as they fell back, lips meeting in a passionate kiss. Either way, it was magic.

[Steve Mangan]

Tommy not having yet returned—which did not surprise her—she started off on a shopping expedition which, with an interval for tea and assorted creamy cakes, occupied her until well after six o'clock, and she returned to the hotel jaded, but satisfied with her purchases. Starting with a cheap clothing store, and passing through one or two second-hand establishments, she had finished the day at an Ann Summers. Now, in the seclusion of her bedroom, she unwrapped that final purchase. Five minutes later she smiled contentedly at her reflection in the glass. "Tommy," said Tuppence aloud, adjusting the appendage reflected in the mirror, "have I got a surprise for you."

[Allen Tice]

A third buttock !!  'Pon my word, egad !