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Old 10-01-2018, 03:41 AM
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To save Jayne the trouble of moving the other thread to D & A, I thought I'd start a new one here.



Poor Kavanaugh started to cry.
“My life is destroyed by a lie!
It can’t have been me,
’Cause my friends all agree
I was drunk as a judge that July.”

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“Unfair!” the Republicans cry.
“Judge Kavanaugh’s our kind of guy.
Young Brett didn’t do it,
But if he did, screw it –
All boys will be boys when they’re high.”

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“What we want”, the Republicans drool,
Is a Judge who will act as our tool.
Merrick Garland? Too smart.
Need a man with no heart
Who’s a liar, a cheat and a fool.”

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Old 10-02-2018, 06:19 PM
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Brian, these are terrific. I dare not even attempt as much!
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Old 10-06-2018, 02:48 PM
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Hahahahahahhahahahah! Brilliant. Simply brilliant I had to read it repeatedly.
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Old 10-10-2018, 08:16 AM
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Susan Collins, kow-towing to POTUS,
Has helped the election to SCOTUS
Of a vile, drunken creep.
Though her vote wasn't cheap,
Let's welcome dear Susan to SOTUS. *


* Scumbags Of The United States.
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