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Unread 02-18-2010, 06:35 AM
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PHILISTINE IN LOVE

 Smitten.
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Unread 02-18-2010, 10:45 AM
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Palin 2012

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Unread 02-18-2010, 09:02 PM
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Allen, I could hug you. Yours are so wonderful.
Looks like I'd have to queue, judging from the Rudolf Abel clip on last week's Nickleodeon. Thanks, just the same.
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While Wallowing in Taxpayers' Money Westminster MPs Object to Any Reform of Their Expenses System.

"Oink!"


Ditto (but for Euro MPs)

"Oinque!"

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Unread 02-19-2010, 02:42 AM
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The form obviously favours the comic muse but it's nice to see a couple of serious ones.

THE LOGIC OF THE BEES
A man was walking past a house when an earthquake occurred. The house collapsed and the man was knocked to the ground and dazed. The owner, who was not at home, kept bees in his garden and when their hives were also destroyed, the maddened insects attacked the dazed man and stung him to death.

Unfortunate.
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Unread 02-20-2010, 04:38 PM
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This is a steal from Chaucer's "Pardoner's Tale", but what the hell:

THE TREASURE EVERYONE FINDS

Death
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Unread 02-20-2010, 04:53 PM
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Donner Party Eulogy


Tough
--Love this one.
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