[Orwn Acra]

Knowledge Is Power

I don't want to read
Apopthegms, New and Old
and neither do you.

[Marion Shore]

Globe Diner Special

Please try the Hamlette,
a three-egg omelette with ham.
Shakespeare or bacon?

[Rick Mullin]

Lazy Susan spins
a man with an umbrella--
Pope on a half shell.

[Orwn Acra]

Thanks, Marion.

I tried to do something like that but came up with a lesser version. Yours is good though.

[FOsen]

I am a big pig
who'd like to eat a small pig
but don't: soy bacon.

[Jan Iwaszkiewicz]

Daddy has a dog
that we call Fancy Bacon
it does things with pigs

[Chris van der Walt]

It’s a special treat
when bantam eggs and bacon
are poached in Pama.