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Unread 03-10-2011, 05:32 PM
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Good stuff. Diane Moulder MUST be a win.

Alas! Miss twee Diane Moulder!
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Caesar Topliss - Casting Director

Cher Thyngge-Shewin - Producer's daughter

Gertrude Knightly - Stripper

Sheba Lowes - Sex Worker

Mannfred P. Squatting - Female Impersonator

Lester C. Downbellow - Female Impersonator after gender reassignment

Shelley Wynne - Candidate for Office

Candice-Eve Marx - Con Artist

Hugh Jacks - Tree-feller

Allison Dennis-Knott - Stripper again

Rob Witt-Sornoff - Armed Blagger

Wanda Watt-Wenton - C.I.D. Officer

Trudi Ayre-Quigley - Test Pilot

Polly Titian - Avian Portrait Painter

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Awesome, Roger. LOL-ing over here.
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Unread 03-11-2011, 01:43 AM
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Philip, you seem to have an obsession. Nice work.

Ivor Hugh Jacks?
Ivor Hugh Jago: Member of Parliament
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Thanks, Mary and John. And Phil, love Hugh Jacks.

Dashed off a few more this early morning:

Candice Pence -- chemist (pharmacist)
Ima Lyon -- politician
Seymour Butz -- gastrointerologist (this one must have been done before)
Otto Glass -- car repair
Reed Moore -- librarian
Rose Ettta Stone -- archaeologist
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Roger, HILarious!

This is fun. Here are a few:

Ginger Vitus - dentist

Cal S. Bunyon - podiatrist

May Kin Mu Lah - stock broker

Gary Shart - antiques dealer

Sly Singh Meets - deli guy

Mr. E. Saul Verre - private eye
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Very clever, Diana. I especially like Cal and Gary.
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And I like the Private Eye

Lotta Beard and Lotta Virgins: Terrorists
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Thanks, Roger and John.

That's funny. "Lotta" certainly has a lotta possibilities!

Here's another that popped in my head. Maybe it's been done?

Bert A. Bray - chiropractor
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Esther Gin -- endocrinologist

Sal Ed Barr -- restauranteur

Hugh Peptic -- dietician

Silas Grinmore -- motivational speaker

Maggie Nicarter -- constitutional lawyer

Bart N. Derre -- bartender

Gene Splicer -- geneticist

Harry Caine -- storm chaser

Sue Namie -- seismologist

Washington F. Sox -- laundramat owner

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