[RCL]

While noodling (egg noodles) Jan’s posts on The Deep End, these got on my face. May I be eggscused?

Eggnostic

Some say it’s the chicken
some say it’s the egg
I hear the clock tickin’
and drain a keg.

Eggocentric

I once was an egg
I once was a sperm
I think that the egg
dominates sperm.

Edgy

Egged on I crack
and spill my yolk
my whites are slack
a same-sound joke.

Eggregious?

He’s eggsistential
wants to be
or not to be
to mom unfilial.