Here is my promised contribution, Nico. I think it sings OK, though I have just put the fear of God up the postman who overheard my efforts by accident.
Chanukkah Sameach to you and your family.
[YUM-YUM]
Here's a how-de-do!
We have voted to
End our European status
As a secular afflatus
Turns our passports blue
What are we to do?
What are we to do?
[NANKI-POO]
Here's a pretty mess!
In a month, or less
We may leave with no deal mooted
Summarily executed
Crowing nonetheless.
What high-handedness!
What high-handedness!
[KO-KO]
Here's a state of things
To the past she clings!
A majority decision
Seems to be outwith her vision
When it Brexit brings
What a state of things!
What a state of things!
[YUM-YUM & NANKI-POO]
With a passion that's intense
I wish it were not so
All the laws of common sense
Support my cause, I know
If Boris' plan is true
T’is mad to carry through!
Here's a pretty state of things!
Here's a pretty how-de-do!
Here's a pretty state of things!
A pretty state of things!
(Proceed to final ensemble/clusterfuck...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C34pYhwLt0Q
(Added the above link. Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing pastiche...)
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