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Unread 10-24-2020, 03:54 AM
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It’s for a mature audience- you guys will have to wait a while.
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She once wrote a letter to Daddy
But now she is old and quite mad, she
Serves up a rat
In a sisterly spat
Hail Bette, the crazed-biddy baddie!

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Yes, whatever did happen to her?
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She instigated the "Psycho-biddy" sub-genre. Also charmingly known as "Hagsploitation".

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psycho-biddy
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The conman who coughs, his leg's gammy
The hustler, the song (won a Grammy!)
It's homoerotic,
Warholian, chaotic
And you'll cry on that bus to Miami
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Ah, Ratso!
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"I'm walking here!"
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Young Henry had wanted to be
a gangster from aged about three
His friends can't be trusted
So he has them all busted
"What the fuck is so funny 'bout me?"
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Well, "it's better than being President of the United States".
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Paraphrase of Post 109:

When wine sets my keyboard on sore-lock,
I blame my interior warlock
     for making me trollish.
     But even un-drollish,
I'm better than strawmen from Porlock.
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