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12-29-2019, 05:28 PM
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Don’s Midas Touch
Santa failed to bring Don gold,
so Don, a tot forever young,
tweeted Santa was too old,
then Santa filled his sock with dung,
but Don declared that it was gold
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01-06-2020, 08:55 PM
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Location: Perth Western Australia
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Donald Duck
DONALD DUCK
Donald, when will you learn to duck
slings and arrows coming your way.
Soon you’re going to run out of luck.
Donald, when will you learn to duck
and avoid being covered in muck;
hubris will never stop the spray.
Donald, when will you learn to duck,
if you weren’t God, you’d start to pray.
A poem of mine published by the late Les Murray in Quadrant.
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03-16-2020, 09:35 AM
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Location: The deli's refrigerated display case.
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Donald John Trump
gosh what a chump
turning this country into a dump.
Back on the stump
like a foul lump
turning our country into a dump.
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03-16-2020, 10:45 PM
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The Necessity of Prayer
When presidents preach of their righteous ways,
the atheist sinks to his knees and prays.
(published in Asses of Paranassus)
Last edited by Damian Balassone; 03-17-2020 at 05:28 PM.
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07-12-2020, 02:47 PM
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Last edited by RCL; 12-07-2020 at 07:10 PM.
Reason: new final triplet
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08-06-2020, 09:41 PM
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At the Shite House
When POTUS lies, the world sighs.
He came. He saw. He blamed.
Lie. Steal votes. Repeat.
Dirty tricks. The fix. He sticks.
Traitor Trump. Trump’s Troops. Tough Moms.
Incite violence: Film for campaign ads.
If he loses, T declares martial law.
Whatever is is corrupted.
Loving pain, they love the devil.
The clown’s delusions breed confusion.
Aping the mob, he loves to rob.
T is for Treason
“Treason doth never prosper. What’s the reason?
For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.”
John Harrington (1615)
Tightened:
If treason prospers, none dare call it treason.
(Certainly no Republicans)
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Ralph
Last edited by RCL; 08-24-2020 at 04:18 PM.
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10-05-2020, 11:52 AM
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Location: Kilkenny, Kilkenny, Ireland
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D C Comix
Child-mannered Donald Trump
enters Walter Reed
and changes into
a super zero!
Look dad! Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No son—
it’s Stupidman!
I’m sorry son.
Last edited by Jim Hayes; 10-06-2020 at 12:10 PM.
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10-05-2020, 12:34 PM
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Location: Paris, France
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The Efficacy of Prayer
(Ruth Bader Ginsberg died on September 18th. Her dying wish, cynically ignored by Trump and his vile enablers, was that she should not be replaced until a new President has been elected. On October 2nd, Donald Trump announced that he had contracted Covid-19.)
Said God, responding to a humble prayer from RBG:
“Give Trump the virus? Done! And thank you for reminding me.”
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10-16-2020, 12:24 PM
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“You’re the President, not some crazy uncle”—
Savannah Guthrie
“Actually.......”—
Mary L Trump
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12-02-2020, 02:55 PM
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Trump: The anus horribilis of this annus horribilis
Trump's the Grump who stole not only Thanksgiving and Christmas but the whole of 2020.
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Last edited by RCL; 12-04-2020 at 10:57 AM.
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