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03-11-2013, 05:52 PM
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Excellent thought, Douglas - and we need not wait upon the setters, need we? As it is also a 500th anniversary of huge literary and political significance here (the Scottish and the Italian end of my life).... just maybe I might have something cooking. We'll see.
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03-11-2013, 06:56 PM
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Time to brush up on our Machiavelli, I'd guess.
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03-11-2013, 10:41 PM
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papa! papa!
Papa! Papa!
The pope is a trope:
pontiff and il papa
pontificating hope.
The faithful’s dope
when there’s just one;
with two, it’s one pope
over the line…
Sweet Jesus!
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Last edited by RCL; 03-13-2013 at 05:33 PM.
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03-12-2013, 06:11 AM
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The Church awaits the last burnt slip
From where the red-caps vote, most hoping
They choose a cardinal whose grip
Is firm enough to stop the groping.
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03-12-2013, 06:41 AM
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brill! absolutely!
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03-12-2013, 07:24 AM
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Religion’s really had its day
As Popes find dubious fame.
It’s time to brush cobwebs away,
And take a fitting name.
I’m only in it for the pelf,
And God may do his worst.
I therefore choose to call myself
“Pope Impius the First”
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03-13-2013, 02:33 PM
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So that’s it, then - the Pope’s a Jesuit.
You’ll say, among those shits, what’s one more shit?
But don’t they realize, those stupid geezers,
He would have excommunicated Jesus?
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03-13-2013, 03:50 PM
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At the Pope’s retirement party,
all the Saints and I sipped hearty,
dropped the name of God,
found Copernicus odd,.
and kicked out Galileo, the smarty!
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03-13-2013, 04:40 PM
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A Jesuit Pope, goodness gracious!
And the name he chose isn’t “Ignatius”!
. . .But most likely the saint
. . .He has glommed onto ain’t
“Of Assisi” but “X” -- less audacious.
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03-13-2013, 05:04 PM
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Who’d believe a Pope would resign?
But it brings up a thing with the wine.
Can he take some with him
to drink on a whim
with the nuns he has over to dine?
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