[Carol Taylor]

A young Texas heiress named Alice
inherited half of north Dallas.
When she married, her man
was a cowpoke named Stan
whom she chose for the size of his spread near Gonzalez.


Carol

[ChrisW]

Size Queen

It seems that old Betsy, Regina
Was quite indiscreet with her mynah,
The dirty old bird
Quite loudly averred
That a cuke can just fill a dozen sandwiches.

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[Clive]

There once was a lady named Dinah
who thought that her bod could be finer.
"Though God knows, I'm blessed
with a marvelous chest,
I'd quite like a tighter upper arm area"

*

When making a husband selection,
be sure there's a mental connection
and please, don't forget
that it's vital to net
a man who'll maintain his interest in you as the years roll by.

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[bear_music]

That horny Hornblower, Horatio,
to his cabin perversely palatial
was wont to invite
the midshipmite
for a little light evening housekeeping.

(music)

[Robert Swagman]

There once was a metrical poet
With a gift, and would gladly bestow it
Upon each blessed girl
Who would give it a whirl,
But first, he insisted she listen to a bit of his light verse.

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[Roger Slater]

A man's tongue may happily sing us
Songs of what fortune can bring us,
But women prefer
Tongues that confer
Non-verbal pleasure by remaining silent.

[Jan D. Hodge]

A gal from the Cumberland Gap
let all the guys sit on her Chippendale sofa,
. . . and with uncommon zest
. . . they would fondle her Queen Anne bureau,
and a few of them got the standing ovation.

Jan

[Roger Slater]

An oversexed tourist from Venus
declared just as soon as she'd seen us
nakedly flaunting
our flesh, "My how daunting!
How can men do it with only one partner?"

[Roger Slater]

Intending no theft and no malice
A eunuch broke into the palace.
"It's got to be here,"
He said. "I'm quite clear
That this is the last place I took out my wallet."

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[sam]

Texas Honeymoon

A cowboy down on his luck
eloped with his bride in a truck.
They drove all that night
in the Texas moonlight
then crawled in the back to sleep.

sam