Fill your prescription
here.
The cure for news that leaves you reeling?
Stallings, Bennett, Swett, and Kreiling.
For woes that keep you up at night?
Garcia, Taylor, Schreiber, White.
At breakfast, dinnertime, and tiffin,
Take heart with Parmenter or Griffin;
Should Covid slam you like a rock,
We bring you Kipps and Videlock.
And if you’re wrestling doubts and debts,
There’s Celia, Corbett, Gary, Betts,
Plus—way more fun than should be legal—
Yezzi, Conelly, and Egel.
Instead of throwing in the towel,
Choose Allen, Coben, and/or Vowell;
Verse that stimulates and tickles
By Dempsey, Gilbert, Scribner, Nicholls;
And (twice as zippy as Ricola)
Lines by Williams and Nicola.
Next time you fear for valid votes?
Cheer up with Lorentson and Loots.
Next time your insides boil and lurch?
Fight back with Soderling and Burch—
Then have yourself a distanced party
With Steelsmith, Pearson, Pepple, Harty,
Gutmann, Galef (dad and son),
O’Carroll, Goldberg, Campion,
The always naughty (therefore nice)
D’Amico, Bobrow, Willis, Grice,
And—tastier than any muffin—
Shacklee, Southward, and McGuffin.
We could keep on (you know we could)
But go now: read some stuff that’s good!