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Unread 03-15-2007, 12:02 PM
Roger Slater Roger Slater is online now
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Annunciation

Seduced by the light of the moon,
a sister of God one fine June
had sex with a priest
who, when he released,
said “Oops, that occurred, nun, too soon!”

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Unread 03-15-2007, 06:12 PM
Jerry Glenn Hartwig Jerry Glenn Hartwig is offline
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An insatiable nun from Monroe
was caught on her new sister, Flo,
by a horny young priest
who gave grace for the feast:
“Now that’s what I call eating crow!”
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Unread 03-15-2007, 07:07 PM
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I can't get over how bad these are. P. U.! Even yours, Bob, and I thought we could count on you.

Here's one by an anonymous author:

There was a young man named MacNair
Who buggered his wife on the stair.
The bannister broke--
Without missing a stroke,
He finished her off in mid-air.

It's not about nuns, but it's a good limerick. It scans, it rhymes, and it's FUNNY. Now come on, people. Let's try to do better!
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A Senator touring Verdun
took an abbess for dinner - and fun -
he thought it went fine
till she drank all the wine -
there was none of the Blue Nun for Nunn.


As the sister's obeisance was done,
a priest tried to fondle her bum:
said she with a grin,
as she fractured his chin,
"Don't you mess with Attila the Nun!"



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Rose, just change "his wife" to "a nun" and you win the prize.
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God's Tavern

The wet-tee-shirt contest was won
by Agnes, who proved so much fun
her wet habit jiggled
and all the men giggled
when she cried, "I'm the finest bar nun!"


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The priest was hard up for some fun,
but the sisters were cold, every one,
. . .so he had to make do
. . .with hot bread. Wouldn't you
if half a loaf's better than nun?
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I'm unable to jeer at a nun.
My old music teacher was fun.
When the old Derry Air
made her leap from her chair
her bare bottom completed the pun.

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A Dominican sister I know
was suspected of being a ho.
She'd sit and crochet
a new blanket each day
and she charged forty dollars a throw.

I know, I know, I'm trying.
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Unread 03-17-2007, 02:30 PM
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There was a young man named MacNair
Who buggered his wife on the stair.
The bannister broke--
Without missing a stroke,
He finished her off in mid-air.

--My favourite so far.

Does anybody know that summary of Hopkins's 'Wreck of the Deutschland' in limericks? It's the best nun limerick I know, and google has failed to find it.

Best,
David

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