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Unread 07-16-2018, 08:03 PM
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RCL RCL is offline
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Default Treasonous Trump

Treasonous Trump

The Hand That Signs the Papers

His little hands as light as lead
have seized the US presidency.
Like Vlad, but tinted darker red,
he’ll free us from democracy.

Cracked and Scrambled

Humpty Trumpty sits on his wall.
Humpty Trumpty will have a great fall.
All of his Brownshirts and all of his kin
Will never put Trumpty together again.

Don’s a Matryoshka Doll

that clever Putin made of him:
you open one and there inside
you'll find a smaller one of him;
way down resides his ego pride,
a small and hollow one of him.

A Crime Rhyme

As all now see from pole to pole,
Don’s lips are like a puckered asshole.

Yeb vas Traitor Trump!

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Unread 07-16-2018, 08:14 PM
John Isbell John Isbell is offline
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Yup, I am in complete agreement. Yeb vas to that traitor.

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Unread 10-06-2018, 03:54 PM
Eric Mwathi Eric Mwathi is offline
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"All of his Brownshirts and all of his kin??" That one killed me with laughter and i'm game when it comes to any poem with the title "Donís a Maryushka Doll".
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Unread 11-09-2018, 11:54 AM
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Default Trumpian Verse

How do we solve a problem like the Donald?
How do we give him extra woomf and go?
He's cuddly and bliss to kiss.
All girls should remember this.
He's every Republican dream I know.
Blonde beast who's the star of every show,
But how do we solve a problem like the Donald?
I really would like to know.

There isn't the ghost of a problem in the Donald.
He's hundreds of tons of extra woomf and go,
Of course he's a bliss to kiss. And nobody takes the piss.
Hes dreamy and steamy and beamy and schemy and low,
And a feast of a beast as all the ladies know.
There isn't the ghost of a problem in the Donald,
He's every fine lady's beau.
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