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Old 02-19-2002, 10:13 AM
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A man who was down on his luck
Said, "My whole existence is stuck.
I wish I were rich
Since life's such a bitch
Without good food and someone to cook it."

PS--Sam, we cross-posted. I didn't see your "down on his luck" when I was dashing off my own and posting it.

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Old 02-19-2002, 10:52 AM
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LIMEROID FROM LEAR

Edgar told Gloucester (I quote him),
"Ripeness is all" as they smote him.
Edgar, in fact,
Survived the last Act,
One of the few men in the play to escape with his life.
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Old 02-19-2002, 11:14 AM
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A woman I dated forgot
That I like it cold more than hot.
She heated the bun
And ruined all the fun
I'd otherwise get from eating her sandwich.


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If she owes what creditors say she owes
Those lopsided financial ratios
May drive her to ruin
Unless someone soon
Offers her cash for overtime.




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Old 02-19-2002, 12:07 PM
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My lover's a dolt and a stoner;
For vaseline, he uses toner;
His physical shape
Is that of an ape,
But oh! what a heavenly left elbow!
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Old 02-19-2002, 12:47 PM
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It seems that the masculine critter is
As likely to chomp on some litter as
Please a poor lass
By eating her flan
Or putting his tongue to her lemon sorbet.

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Old 02-19-2002, 02:24 PM
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There once was a blonde named Melinda
Who scheduled her daily agenda
With time for a break
To finger the ache
That throbbed in her juicy and warm hacienda.

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Old 02-19-2002, 04:14 PM
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A dough made of hog feed is swill-dough
And porcupine bread's made of quill-dough.
They say it's a sin
When weeds are mixed in,
But dough made with dill weed's quite popular with women.


The Trojan Women

We marry and husbands betray us,
But there's little for which men'll pay us--
Except for our virtue
(And how can that hurt you?)
Either way we all know Agamemnon's brother.



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Old 02-19-2002, 04:57 PM
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Our boss, when he wants to exploit us
And not simply taunt or annoy us,
Doubles our duties
And calls us his "cuties"
And forces us to have clean desks.
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Old 02-19-2002, 07:34 PM
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An artful and erotic hussy
For her pleasure, was never too fussy
To find solo joys
With electronic toys,
Which she repeatedly put in her nightstand.
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Old 02-19-2002, 07:43 PM
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A mason who built sturdy walls,
as a hobby collected rag dolls.
He would slowly undress them
and gently caress them
while simultaneously stroking his kitty-cat.
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