Come now Sam, Ed and Cathy. You set me on fire with the incandescence of your eyes is surely… well, it's ah… well it's… striking, possibly some other word beginning with 's', oh yes sinking, that's the feeling it evokes, sinking.
Is it not a rare treat to indulge upon that which we fear most? Is it this sensation that endures man to so boldly press his nose into that which he does not rightly dare?
I was reminded of my callow youth, when I once collected magic mushrooms from cow patties.