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09-12-2015, 01:34 PM
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(God bless the bankers though, say I,
I think they're all as nice as pie
Compared with our elected lot
Who constantly call kettles "pot".)
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09-14-2015, 07:04 PM
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County Fair Hoochie Coochie Show
County fair season is in full blast right now. Before crusading moralists spoiled things in the early 1970's, the hoochie coochie show was a staple entertainment for the gentlemen attendees ...
The Farmington Fair stripper flaunts it
In front of a public that wants it;
The lascivious slut
Does her show in a hut
Of the type that is known as a Quonset.
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09-14-2015, 07:38 PM
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Oh, Yeah. Coochie for a quarter!
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09-14-2015, 07:41 PM
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GOP
Duh Baits
Deflate
state
weight.
Berate
and hate
to rate
their slate
as great.
Probate
Trump’s prate:
hate sate
and restate.
Think straight
too late.
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09-14-2015, 08:36 PM
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Trump's bald pate?
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09-15-2015, 01:18 PM
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Hairless in Eden
Something like this, maybe:
Equate:
Bald pate
Trump’s fate.
Sham pate
sham weight.
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09-15-2015, 06:34 PM
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Or, Lightweight for L4
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09-15-2015, 06:36 PM
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Bernie's Lemmings
"People should not be dying in the United States of America when they are sick."
Said in a campaign speech by Presdiential hopeful Bernie Sanders
Bernie's nimble, Bernie's quick,
Bern won't let us die when sick;
Our population soon will swell
Unless he lets us die when well.
And if he won't, the human tide
Someday commits mass suicide.
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09-17-2015, 04:10 AM
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Location: Portland, OR
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aa.aaaMy TrumpmareTo fill his ear; when, contrary, he hears...
A dismal universal hiss, the sound
Of public scorn... Milton Paradise Lost In my nightmare, this outcome haunted
Me: that a Trump got what he wanted.
Voluble non-sense barked, uncouth,
Beat politics' sugar-coated truth.
The rubber face of this buffoon
Took flight: bombastic red balloon
Without a pilot to direct,
Yet made our State his private wreck.
Markets fell steep, news ratings soared;
Though all were losers, none were bored.
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Last edited by Erik Olson; 03-26-2016 at 02:34 PM.
Reason: Formatting Fix
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09-17-2015, 04:28 AM
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Psst - Erik - "bored" rather than "board"? But anyway, a rollicking read.
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