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A Personal Accountby Maryann CorbettI think of it—the money I’ve put away—as sitting primly, waiting to be called on, wearing a plaid jumper and saddle shoes and bobby socks. It keeps its ankles crossed. I know it’s not like that. I’m not naïve. The money doesn’t sit. It’s lent. It does things, I don’t know what. Lately it’s out of touch. We’ve never talked about its private life. So if my money’s been out partying in dives, in sleazy places I wouldn’t approve of, draped on the arm of an oily, fat-ass banker and dressed like a tramp, with too much make-up on, don’t tell me. Please. I do not want to know. It can come home, and all will be forgiven.
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