Sarah Palin
has surged in the polls where once she was failin'.
So beware, you community organizers, healthcare fanatics, tree-huggers,
and left-leaning buggers.
But all you Joe Sixpacks, you'll find that she's tops--
This gal's got the chops,
blunt-spoken and hearty,
the perfect hostess for any Tea Party.
You won't hear her complaining about some endangered species.
No, it's easy to see she's
a hockey mom, a maverick, a pitbull with lipstick,
as smart as a dipstick.
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