[Marion Shore]

Sarah Palin
has surged in the polls where once she was failin'.
So beware, you community organizers, healthcare fanatics, tree-huggers,
and left-leaning buggers.

But all you Joe Sixpacks, you'll find that she's tops--
This gal's got the chops,
blunt-spoken and hearty,
the perfect hostess for any Tea Party.

You won't hear her complaining about some endangered species.
No, it's easy to see she's
a hockey mom, a maverick, a pitbull with lipstick,
as smart as a dipstick.

[John Whitworth]

Come, come, Roger. Bertie Wooster, short for Bertram.

[Roger Slater]

Oops. It doesn't matter, though, since I didn't enter anything, half because I forgot and half because what I wrote didn't really cut the mustard.

[John Whitworth]

Well, all I managed was Strauss which I don't think has the legs to win either.

[Jayne Osborn]

Come, come, Roger. Bertie Wooster, short for Bertram.

Bob, I cannot believe that I pointed out your little typo with 'millions' and missed the 'Bertie' one. I've completely shot my reputayshun as a good poof-reeder now!!!