Message from Larry Smith
MacDonalds gives you value. Nothing here is dear.
But that was only true till yesterday, I fear.
In an El Dorado washroom, where the taps run hot and gold,
we found a deer cadaver, less than one day old.
It wasn’t caught on videocam; they only watch the money -
in case our well-trained workers stoop to something funny.
No, someone sneaked this big buck behind our very backs
while we were fully focused on making your Big Macs.
As owner of this franchise, I must make a decision
to deal with this affront that's caused dead-deer derision.
Please note that from today a special item’s on:
Big Mac with fries and coke - with beef or venison.
“How much?” I hear your hollers. One buck. Sorry. Five dollars.
Porridgeface
[This message has been edited by Porridgeface (edited November 10, 2001).]
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