[Chris O'Carroll]

Obviously, I had no clue how to tackle the Turing Test competition. Whom shall we cast as David Cameron? Does it have to be a British actor, do you reckon? Or is there some foreign star who's the male equivalent of Meryl Streep?

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Set by Ian Birchall

We’d like reviews of a 2052 biopic about David Cameron, in which the physically/mentally enfeebled former PM and Tory leader looks back at his days of “glory”. Max 125 words by 16 February comp@newstatesman.co.uk

[John Whitworth]

Hugh Grant obviously. He's done a PM already. He'd be ancient by then so perhaps someone younger. The little boy in the same film. The competition isn't a very good one - typical of the Staggers one might say. More fun to do the leader of the Opposition. A shoo in for Ken Dodd.