[Brian Allgar]

Because of the pestilential and rebarbative diktat against posting comments in verse outside the ghetto, I've started this thread in response to Chris O'Carroll's thread that he started in response to ... well, you can fill in the dots.

So who was Shakespeare? A boy, a girl, or something entirely different? Your guess is as good as mine, if not better.

"I just wish it were proven that Shakespeare was a Jewish guy who lived on Long Island." (Roger Slater)


OK, ya got me up against the wall:
I’m Jewish, black, and what is more I’m female,
A dwarf (that’s right, I’m less than four feet tall),
Live on Long Island - no, I’m not a “shemale”.
My pen-name’s “Shakespeare”, and I wrote it all -
For proof, send details of your bank by email.