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08-01-2013, 11:23 AM
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More Hacker Attacks!
Dear Eratosphereans,
You might have found the site
was down today
crippled by the blight
of hackers who prey
on us with DOS attacks
but I have won
this round and sealed the cracks
and hope they’ll bug out and be gone!
Cheers,
…Alex
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08-01-2013, 11:41 AM
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OH. MY. GOD.
Captain Alex is posting a poem in a non-poem thread.
Can I please spank you?
Thank you for protecting us from the vicious hackers, Capt'n! But I still think I need to spank you!
(hee hee heee!!!!!!!!!!)
Cally
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08-01-2013, 11:42 AM
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Alex,
I wondered what was going on;
was someone playing silly tricks?
The site was well and truly gone!
How would I get my daily fix
of Metrical, of D & A,
all that poetic bric-a-brac?
I’m glad to hear you won the day
and that Eratosphere is back.
P.S.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cally Conan-Davies
... posting a poem in a non-poem thread.
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It seems I broke a rule of iron!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxYours impenitently,
xxxxxxxxxxxxxBrian
Last edited by Brian Allgar; 08-01-2013 at 11:51 AM.
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08-01-2013, 11:52 AM
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Hehehe Cally! You spake of spanking ... & you're the right one for it!
And I declare this thread, an Eratosphere-stress-relieving-post-away-your-heart-lightening-poems thread! ... and I see that Brian has already jumped in!
Cheers,
...Alex
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08-01-2013, 11:53 AM
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Thus spaketh the duly spanked King!
xoxox
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08-01-2013, 12:22 PM
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Wake today, and quake with fear:
Get my coffee, get no ‘sphere
Yay for A who’s cyber-clear:
Get the hack outta here!
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08-01-2013, 12:23 PM
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just because this is an opportunity not to be missed
Slackery quackers! Im-
pertinent hackers had
bunged up the server with
code-slinging pranks.
Alex has bested them
technolo-magic'ly,
and for this blessing, we
proffer our thanks.
Last edited by Maryann Corbett; 08-01-2013 at 12:35 PM.
Reason: spelling, argh
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08-01-2013, 12:32 PM
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Oh, Maryann, that is ELEGANT.
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08-01-2013, 02:26 PM
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Please do spackle the cracks
through which hackers will steal.
Mr. Pepple, show mettle
and tighten the keel.
Our poems need help.
But overtly, I feel.
Leaky form piques fresh mischief.
Imagine the squeal
with temptation so keen:
That the thief took the wheel.
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08-01-2013, 02:27 PM
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Alex, I feel you will live to regret this Armistice Day.
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