[Aaron Novick]

I found this funny and you may also find this funny so I am leaving this here for you to find funny if that appeals to you to find it funny:

[Aaron Novick]

I will also note that this explains really well why the Aeneid is so much more relatable than the Iliad or the Odyssey.

[John Isbell]

I too found this funny and think others may also find it funny.

[Andrew Szilvasy]

I saw this on Twitter and found it great. If it weren't for The Satyricon, I'd share it with my (high school) students.

Honestly, though, I find the Iliad the most touching and relatable of the three. The scenes with Hector, Andromache, and Astynax, and then with Achilles and Priam are the best things in classical literature, I declare (not thinking too deeply at the moment of declaration).

[Allen Tice]

Cicero and Iliad are good, especially Cicero. Also, Satyricon.
Catullus: superior in so very many ways.

[Douglas G. Brown]

I'm partial
To Martial.

[Aaron Novick]

Yes, Douglas, but:

We keep
Catullus
To lull us
To sleep

[Andrew Szilvasy]

[I deleted. Subpar]