[AZ Foreman]

Did you hear about the foot-fetishist? He was really into prosody.

Also, why is it that the Canadians still write so much Free Verse? I thought they had finally switched to the metric system.

[Aaron Novick]

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things literally.

[Eric Mwathi]

Haha. I don't know, but I'd love to steal it.

[RCL]

The klepto can take it.