According to the rules, it's female only. Since that's a stupid rule, I will write something, have a female friend send it in, and then have her take me to Paris with two other people of my choosing.
If there ARE such things as skinny Levis. I've always felt is was a crime against God to pay more than £10 for jeans, and, at my age, to buy jeans at all.
I once went in for a 'women only' poetry competition and won £50 but had to give half to my wife for fronting for me. I've never seen a 'men only' poetry competiton.