[David Anthony]

Your task, if you choose to accept it:

Write a poem about my newly-acquired vintage car:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Historic-pre-war-1936-Austin-Seven-Ruby-Car_W0QQitemZ260002661772QQihZ016QQcategoryZ27376Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohost ing

http://www.ablemuse.com/erato/ubbhtm...ML/001839.html

The winning poem(s) will be shown around my local Austin Seven club and included in the car's papers, so you might become a part of motoring posterity.

Bonus points for including the reg number--CVX 327--in the body of the poem.

[Julie Steiner]

She's my Austin Seven Ruby!
Such a sweet sedan!
She's my Austin Seven Ruby!
I'm the pizza man!

Call me up, 'cause I deliver
Here at Pizza Heaven!
I'll be driving Charlie Victor
X-ray Three Two Seven!

[Simon Hunt]

CVX-327: A Limerick (With Extended Middle)

The rhyming motorist from Poke Stages
bought the car he'd wanted for ages.
In his Austin 7,
he'll drive to heaven;
in his ruby saloon
he'll fly over the moon,
crafting poems not intended for pages.

[Rose Kelleher]

The Austin Seven Ruby Saloon

In search of a lucrative real estate deal,
I decided to move out of Boston,
and purchase a bar -- 'cause they generally are
a rewarding investment -- in Austin.

I found a small tavern whose roof was a haven
for migrating tropical boobies,
and ignoring the mice, I inquired as to price,
to be told with a grin: "Seven rubies."

[Quincy Lehr]

I know a Mr. Anthony
Who bought a vintage Austin
That breaks down almost every day--
Don't ask him what it's costin'.

I asked him why he got the thing.
He said, "I dig the ride..."
Although it doesn't go that fast
And the wheel's on the wrong side.

[Michael Cantor]

Talking as Lord David

I'll get some fool to write a triolet
about my brand new vintage auto car -
that spiffy add-on to my resumé
demands a man who'll write a triolet
so that the Sphere can cheer my red coupé
(won't mention that I overbid by far.)
I'll find a fool who'll write a triolet:
I bought a brand new vintage auto car!



[This message has been edited by Michael Cantor (edited July 24, 2006).]

[Henry Quince]

CVX 327, or Ruby Roundel

My ’36 Ruby, a classic Austin!
I’m chuffed to bits, and so would you be!
She’s a car to dawdle at minimum cost in,
my ’36 Ruby!

You can — the name is a major clue — be
sure of her colour. A car to get lost in
on lazy summer days in the blue be-

yond, a car to be shaken and tossed in!
Does the club have a bar? I’m a vintage newbie.
I hope there’s a bed: I couldn’t drive sloshed in
my ’36 Ruby!




[This message has been edited by Henry Quince (edited July 23, 2006).]

[Janet Kenny]

David. Not part of your contest because I am overwhelmed by memories of my poet-aunt's Baby Austin which was a tiny horseless carriage. Written on the hoof.


A ruby saloon is an elegant car,
but my suffragette aunt went one better
with a Baby Austin which carried her far
in her role as a stylish pace-setter.
The panels were fashioned from wood
and the seats were a fragrant soft leather.
We read Edward Lear as it suited her mood
when we travelled the country together.
It's true I was three and those trips were my first
How I loved every sight and the motion,
and the scent of the car made my heart nearly burst.
For my aunt I felt utter devotion.
The ruby saloon is delightful. The art
of those Austins was style and simplicity.
Whether ruby or blue you can tell from the start
they embody our needs with felicity.

[Jan D. Hodge]

Glorious escapade!
David G. Anthony
has a new car will make
anyone swoon.
Fancy him driving his
septuagenarian
thirty-six Austin, a
ruby saloon!

Red leather seats and a
beige felt interior,
gleaming red finish from
bonnet to boot--
what a fine playground for
autoerotica!
(Would he indulge such a
wanton pursuit?)

May he hold fast to the
characteristically
modest demeanor we
typically see
lest he become someone
unrecognizable
driving that CVX
seven two three.*

*I’m not dyslexic. I changed the reg. # to protect your identity.

[Michael Cantor]

Jan - what if L5/L6 of S3 became:

driver of CVX
three twenty-seven, he

and take it from there?