Janet, I know!
What a shocker!
I once wrote a scathing critique of French culture on another po-board, and the poem escaped - I saw it years later quoted with much anger on a site devoted to French culture. So I don't dare transit through France now, for fear of being slung into the Bastille, and forced to eat crepes garnished with snails.
Or even worse - forced to read Derrida or Foucault!!!