[John Whitworth]

Alas, poems are barred this week. Could a press release be in verse? Congratulations to Gail White who was in the money in the Empty Plinth competition. I thought her verse was excellent and so did Lucy.

Competition No 2614: Literary landscapes
You are invited to provide a press release by the tourist board of one of the following fictional holiday destinations: Lilliput; Wonderland; Oceania; Huxley’s Brave New World (150 words maximum). Entries to Competition 2614 by midday on 16 September or email lucy@spectator.co.uk.

[Janet Kenny]

Congratulations Gail. I smiled too.
Janet

[FOsen]

Covered in glory, Gail.

Frank

[Marion Shore]

Come to Wonderland -- the resort and theme park of your dreams! Thrill to the gravity-defying Rabbit Hole, or explore the mysterious Hall of Doors. Swim in the saltwater pool, or relax among the freshly-painted roses in the Queen of Hearts garden. Feeling adventurous? Grab a flamingo and play a game of croquet you’ll never forget! Hungry? “The Caterpillar’s Mushroom” features everything from mock-turtle soup to nuts – not to mention the chef’s special “mushroom du jour”. For informal dining, it’s always tea-time at the “Mad-Hatter’s Tea Party”. Don't miss our nightly floorshows, featuring such performers as the amazing disappearing Cheshire Cat, and, fresh from their run at Lookinglassland, the acclaimed comedy team of Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Parents—need a break from the kiddies? Drop them off at the Duchess Daycare. So what are you waiting for? Come to Wonderland for a vacation so wonderful, you’ll swear it’s only a dream!

[Gail White]

Just as I was feeling neglected, thinking nobody had noticed my little moment of victory, I see that it was covered here yesterday!

Thanks, all. John, I hope you're still in the moneychanging business.

[John Whitworth]

I'm beavering away, Gail. Beavering away.