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Unread 06-14-2012, 09:50 AM
Martin Parker Martin Parker is offline
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Marion,
Maybe so -- unless we find that all future prize money is to be used to pay for their pestilential and entirely unnecessary new website.
After all, they still owe me a bottle of Cobra lager which should have been in the case they short-delivered to me years ago in the days when the top prize was worth more than their current niggardly extra fiver. So they have already proved themselves capable of major degrees of cheese-paring!
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Unread 06-14-2012, 10:08 AM
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They keep saying things about apps. What is an app? No. Don't tell me. I don't have to know, now do I?
John, an app - yes, I know you don't want to know, but be brave, it'll only take a minute and it won't hurt that much - is a nerd-word short for "application". And in this sense, an application is just a little computer program in some kind of iThingy that does something or other.

What does it do, you ask? Well, depends what it was designed to do, dunnit? For instance, it could tell you what the time is, or the weather, in various parts of the world. It could tell you where your nearest fish-and-chip-shop is. There are thousands of the little buggers that can do almost anything you can think of, although I'm told you'll have to wait for the iPad 4 for one that will bring you your slippers.

If an "app" were a physical object in the real world, we'd probably call it a widget. Or if that term isn't familiar to you, just think of it as a "thingummyjig".

There, now, that wasn't too bad, was it?

N.B. All of the above is based on hearsay, since I don't actually own an iAnything.
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Unread 06-14-2012, 10:09 AM
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New thread with the results is up, folks!

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Unread 06-14-2012, 10:40 AM
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What does it do, you ask? Well, depends what it was designed to do, dunnit? For instance, it could tell you what the time is, or the weather, in various parts of the world. It could tell you where your nearest fish-and-chip-shop is. There are thousands of the little buggers that can do almost anything you can think of, although I'm told you'll have to wait for the iPad 4 for one that will bring you your slippers.
What doesn't it do?

Although I think it needs to improve its sense of humor.
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