[winter]

Tell tale tit
Yer mammy cannae knit
Yer daddy’s in the dustbin
eating fish’n’chips!

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I am a little Dutch girl
as pretty as can be be be
and all the boys at my school
go crazy over me me me.

My boyfriend’s name is Leslie.
He looks like Elvis Presley
with his ten fine toes and a pimple on his nose,
and this is how my story goes;

One day while I was walking,
I saw my boyfriend talking
to a little girl with golden hair
and this is what he said to her,

“I L-O-V-E love you
I K-I-S-S kiss you
down by the R-I-V-E-R,
River Olé!”