Lots of us got hon mensh: Jerome Betts, Jayne Osborne, Chris O'Carroll and me. Never mind. We'll all win another time and there were, after all, only four winners. One of them was Frank Osen. Good piece! Good win!
Competition No 133. Other people's spare rooms always seem more interesting - or more creepy. So a poem called The Spare Room, please, in which something happens. Maximum 16 lines
Entries to Competition No 133 by email
comps@theoldie.co.uk by 14 January