Here's the first of two completely different attempts:
Price On Application.
We are pleased to offer this unique property with a long lease. Early viewing is highly recommended.
Constructed aeons ago, it comprises two hemispheres, with large gardens and many interesting water features. Other benefits include geothermal and solar heating, gravity and a remote location; neighbouring properties are at a substantial distance – all unoccupied – a very attractive prospect!
Large areas have undergone extensive renovation, whilst others remain in their original, unadulterated state. There is a variety of sitting tenants, some of whom are alleged to have caused damage to a layer of the space above the dwelling, but, to date, these rumours are unsubstantiated.
The upper and lower extremities are unheated, though the middle section boasts an almost constant high temperature. Outstanding beauty can be seen throughout.
Unlike other properties, a delightful atmosphere prevails, and the opportunity currently exists for domination of this des. res.
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