[John Whitworth]

Brian Allgar wins, Jayne Osborn gets an hon mensh and we learn that Bill James Joyce Greenwell wrote a piece ENTIRELY of Beatles' songs. Good on these three.

This is, as Lucy says, an old chestnut and those with long memories can lower the bucket into comps gone by. Gerard Hoffnung treated this definitively in my opinion.

No. 2748 : misleading advice
Here’s an old favourite: timely, too, in the run-up to the Olympics. You are invited to submit snippets of misleading advice for tourists (150 words maximum). Please email entries, where possible, to [email]lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 16 May.