A Few Lines
(On the efficacy of television advertising)
That anti-wrinkle cream by L’Oreal,
I bought ( the TV ad said I was worth it,)
and dolloped on my skin to try and stall
old age-- at great expense did bugger all.
They can screw that worthless tube into a ball
and where the sun don’t shine they may insert it.
That anti-wrinkle crap by L’Oreal-
I bought-- the TV ad said I was worth it!!
[This message has been edited by Jim Hayes (edited September 28, 2007).]
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