[John Whitworth]

Bazza and Bill back on form. Chris O'Carroll, Jayne Osborn and Marion Shore join them as winners. Robert Schechter close but no cigar

No. 2640: Bizarre books
You are invited to provide the publicity blurb for one of the following implausibly titled but real books: I was Tortured by the Pygmy Love Queen; How to Write a How to Write Book, or Afterthoughts of a Wormhunter (150 words maximum). Please email entries, where possible, to lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 24 March.