[John Whitworth]

No bicycle winners for us. The best was a mention for me because I capitalised Boris's Bum. And who wouldn't, I'd like to know.

Here's one I know you'll like better.


COMPETITION NO 132
Thoughts are turning to spring cleaning, which means confronting all that stuff cluttering the house. Please write a poem entitled 'Throw Away'. Maximum 16 lines.

Entries to 'Competition No 132 by post (The Oldie, 65 Newman Street, London WT 3EG 7436 8804) or email email comps@theoldie.co.uk by 17 December.