George Simmers deservedly won the fiver, but Chris O'Carroll and I were snapping at his heels. Catherine Tufariello and John Beaton were just out of the money. They may feel justly miffed because this was a big entry. The next competition may be easier because you HAVE TO enter by email and I'll bet some of the old sarhorses won't be able to do this. Heh heh!
No. 2679: going for a song
You are invited to usher in the New Year with a teetotallers’ drinking song (16 lines maximum). Please email entries to
lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 29 December. NB. For logistical reasons, entries must be emailed.