Some great poems here. I've been dealing with some stuff that has kept me from writing or posting for a while, hope you don't mind me jumping right in.
The Uses of Biscuits
I use them to ruin the diets
of skinny young bitches at work,
and bribe my fat boss, who adores me.
His naiveté is a perk!
When flying I toss them to kiddies
to stop the brats’ whining and fits.
The round ones make excellent pasties,
( the kind that you put on your tits)
although my man is diabetic
and calls me a tease, it’s okay
because he is also bulimic,
he has biscuits and sex twice a day.
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