[Mary McLean]

Darn it, mine's several million lines too long:

The King Gove Bible

1 In the beginning Gove created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Gove moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And Gove said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And Gove saw the light, that it was good: and Gove divided the light from the darkness. etc etc