"Blasphemy"? Well, that's easier than the Pygmalion comp, for *!~^ sake! 
Jayne
From the competition page in
Literary Review magazine:
The next subject is 'blasphemy'; poems must rhyme and scan (max 24 lines), and reach this office by 25th September.
44 Lexington Street, London W1F 0LW. Fax: 020 7734 1844
editorial@literaryreview.co.uk