[John Whitworth]

Well, I found this.

Bog Standard Comprehensive

Bog Standard Comprehensive,
The only school for me!
Do not be apprehensive:
Bog Standard Comprehensive
In no way is expensive,
It’s absolutely free,
Bog Standard Comprehensive,
The students’ ABC!

Bog Standard Comprehensive
Will keep you on the rails:
The courses are extensive
At B. S. Comprehensive;
No need to be defensive
For no-one ever fails;
Bog Standard Comprehensive
In England and in Wales!